 Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot. 
One day a cannibal was not feeling well so he went to his witch doctor. He said, "Doctor, I haven't been feeling well lately. Can you help me?" The doctor said, "Well, let me see. Have you eaten anything unusual lately?" The cannibal thought for a moment. He replied, "No, not really, just some fat little guys in brown robes that had a little ring of hair on their head." The doctor said, "How did you cook them?" The cannibal said, "Well, I boiled them, of course." Then the doctor replied, "That's your problem. They're friars, not boilers." 
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don’t know son, I'm still paying."
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